Christian Bible version backronyms

The following 'backronyms' are neither fair nor accurate, merely fun.

• NIV = Nearly Infallible Version
• RSV = Really Sound Version
• NEB = Not Even Biblical
• The Message = The Most Erroneous Slaughter of Scripture Available that Goes Everywhere
• HCSB = Hard Core Southern Baptist

I must stress that these in no way reflect my views on the various translations listed.

Update(2): the ultimate (misleading!?) backronym:

• B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)

Apparently a book and lyrics to a Rap compilation. Probably other things too!

Update: For a (lot!) more see: 
https://www.dictionaryofchristianese.com/newly-incorrect-version-extremely-saved-version-and-other-bible-taunts/